May 2013
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More than anything else I’d hate to be so emotionally inarticulate that every outburst and angry lash-out from me was actually a cry for empathy and understanding.
I think in a lot of ways, I’m lucky, because I have words.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I have a salt container, you see
it has a “sprinkle” opening with little holes, for when you want to lightly salt your food
then it has a “pour” opening that just lets a veritable waterfall of Celtic mineral salt down
guess which side I just poured on my dinner
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in which there is a first world problem
I hate my blender
not only does it not sufficiently pulverize tough leafy greens but it makes, like, lawn-mower caliber noise and I feel like I’m grinding up bone or something
pines after a Vitamix
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geekisthecolour:
awesomesock:
Fleeting Thoughts: What are your dolls’ names?
quezycoatl:
morideryn:
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danishshieldmaiden:
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Reblog and tell me!
Gerda, Ainan, Andrew, Scarlet, Nadine, Darin, Jessica, Estelle, Grace and Yashi.
Van, Archer, Phillip, Fabian, Mason, Mi-Ja, Hanwing, Kinney, Mark, Villam, Luke, Seijirou, Babe,…
Ashera, Rondel, Sayyid,...
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shailara replied to your photo: please excuse these disheveled hobos as I have not…
It looks as if Alfie’s shoulder is hurting…LOL *hides*
It’s a condition he has. His shoulder spontaneously dislocates every time he sees something that disagrees with his taste.
We’re all very proud of him for not letting his disability define him though. You go, crippled Alfie!
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Because Franz Ferdinand’s about to release a...
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I’ve basically been listening to the exact...
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without-a-handrail replied to your post:my mother just bought a copy of The Great Gatsby with Leonardo DiCaprio on the cover
NO TAKE THAT BACK I LOVE MOULIN ROUGE :(
I….really disliked it. Like, really disliked it. Not on the basis that is was a bad movie - because it wasn’t. The aesthetic - the over-the-top visuals and sounds and sights - just really isn’t up my alley. I...
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my mother just bought a copy of The Great Gatsby...
fffffffff
clings to the iconic cover illustration
also I don’t like Baz Luhrmann and his ~aesthetic of cinematic spectacle~ so
there
an opinion was had
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tmi post of the day
I was changing my pad because menstruation when my three-year-old cousin walked in on me. She asked me what I was doing, and I pondered this for a moment.
I was going to explain to her that pads are sort of like grown-up-lady diapers, but ended up saying to her, “it’s kind of like a giant band-aid for your privates”.
Which, now that I think about it, is a much more apt...
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has anyone ever used winsor and newton's series 7...
I had an awesome one a few years back that got destroyed while I was moving. I bought a new one recently and it…sucks? Yeah, it sucks. It doesn’t have the “snap” or resilience of the old brush and I’m not getting the line quality I want out of it.
I’m pretty sure it’s not me, either. I’m a little out of practice, but not to the point where this...
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tmi post of the day
I have literally zero ability to appreciate smutty drawings unless the anatomy and draftsmanship are absolutely spot on
was that dude who’s banging the other girl/dude/object/thing drawn with really shitty line quality? or rendered poorly? Or there’s some spatial complication in the composition that the artist didn’t resolve?
biggest ladyboner killers ever
conversely, if...
April 2013
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so this happened
Three-year-old cousin: What is the universe?
Me: ....
Me: ........
Me: I believe that the notion of a "universe" is a construct by which we humans, with our limited frames of reference, try to parse and quantify a reality that is mostly beyond our comprehension.
Me: Also, planets and stuff.
Me: Never ask me existential questions.
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dissolves half a square of unsweetened baking...
coconut milk because my gastrointestinal tract is a pussy and can’t handle dairy whoohoooo
I thought it might need a touch of sweetener but it’s actually really good just as it is
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bacardis-leghair replied to your post: things I am scared of
what even is that potato
If you leave a potato for too long, it starts to sprout, presumably because potato plants are also a thing right
just google image search “sprouting potato” dear god I cannot even bear to open that mental wound again
I think I need therapy
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things I am scared of
large patches of mushrooms (never ever ever ever ever talk to me about bleeding mushrooms ever oh my my my my)
sprouting potatoes (SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK)
heights
things I am not scared of:
insects
rodents
my own mortality
marionettejones replied to your link: oh hey guys I run this other blog…
I don’t get why homosexuality»Dr. Who and icecream. TuT’ and yes, you could encourage a person to become homosexual(specially the hormonal teenagers). Lust, after all, knows no gender. Why do you think inanimate objects work? I’ll leave you two be.
I’m saying that nobody asks you to morally justify preferring...
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oh hey guys I run this other blog →
in case you wonder what I’ve been doing in my spare time while being pretty physically fucked up
it’s called Semantiotics because idk semantics and semiotics or something
basically one of my IRL best friends and I have been discussing religion ever since we were like twelve, as she is a Christian and I am kinda-sorta atheist as fuq and now that we’re older and can throw semi-academic words...
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on michael fassbender
“You don’t understand, it’s just that Michael Fassbender is exactly what I imagine a half-German, half-Irish person would look like and I am just so pleased that he exists asdkafhldshgldg”
Ashley brought up Michael Fassbender in a conversation with me, which is definitely not something you should do unless you want to hear me wax lyrical about his face for like, twenty minutes
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marionettejones replied to your photo: OH SHIT I JUST DISCOVERED THAT I OWN AN ITEM THAT…
>_> Who the heck makes these things?
I don’t know, but meet my Daft Punk Merpony, Lesley:
sometimes he moonlights as a hula dancer
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spicer-cthulhusummoning-lovejoy replied to your photo: help I have no idea what I am doing what is cel…
that is a really really bitchin’ pony also the art is quite bitchin’ too i want to. put flowers in their hair oshfjsdhf
oh gurl you can totally put flowers in their hair
in the game you can dress your ponies up in shit that’s a lot weirder than flowers
for your enlightenment I...
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possibly crackpot theory of the day
I sneeze a lot. Regardless of temperature, humidity, location, and sickness. I just sneeze. I always sneeze in threes. On a given day, I might sneeze several sets of sneezes.
I also have very little nostril hair (idk internet why am I telling you this????). I know this because I have observed the nostril hair density of several people and doing that was totally not weird.
Maybe I sneeze a lot...
mortalcities replied to your post: today I did a cool thing
I had no idea this was a thing and now i am laughing hysterically i am so sorry
Look, dude, I didn’t know it was a thing either this is literally the first time I’ve ever heard of this happening
what if your wee wee was out and
are you saying this has never happened to a dude
or a dude with moobs
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today I did a cool thing
so proud of myself
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you see, I was trying to close my laptop and I was really slouched down so my boob was sort of close to the edge of the laptop
and I closed my laptop on my nipple
I’m still in pain
March 2013
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sitbackandenjoytheshow asked: I've been scrolling down your blog for awhile now and it's so quality.
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so my name is Katherine right
what if I was a complete tool and I went around insisting that people call me “Therine”
how full of yourself would you have to be to actually do that though
in other news I think everyone with the name Richard should use the nickname “Chard” because it’s a delicious vegetable
February 2013
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